Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on July 02, 1990)

Happy Birthday to the unstoppable Nneka Ogwumike! Ever since you stormed into the WNBA and snagged Rookie of the Year honors in 2012, you've been dominating courts and breaking ankles with style. Watching you power through defenders is like watching someone gracefully navigate rush-hour traffic—effortless, fierce, and always entertaining.

From clutch rebounds to game-winning shots, your career highlights are endless. But let's be honest: your greatest achievement might just be making opponents reconsider their life choices every time they step onto the court against you. Here's wishing you another year filled with epic plays, hilarious locker-room moments, and fewer fouls called by refs who clearly can't handle your greatness!