Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 16, 1991)

Happy birthday to Nolan Arenado—the man who guards third base like it's Fort Knox and swings the bat as if baseballs personally offended him! Since making your MLB debut in 2013, you've treated us all to spectacular dives, impressive home runs, and Gold Gloves stacking up faster than we can count (seriously Nolan—share with others!).

From dazzling Rockies fans right from rookie year to dominating at Busch Stadium nowadays, you’ve given highlights aplenty. Today we raise a toast—not only because of your incredible talent—but also for somehow convincing everyone that gravity just doesn’t apply around third base. Cheers Nolan!