Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 22, 1934)

Happy Birthday to the legendary General Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.! Your strategic brilliance during Operation Desert Storm made history, and your no-nonsense approach earned you a place in military lore. Who else could command troops with such authority while still managing to deliver memorable one-liners?

Your leadership inspired countless soldiers, but let's not forget your iconic press briefings—part general, part comedian. You proved that even amidst serious conflict, humor can be a powerful weapon. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter and joy worthy of a five-star celebration! Cheers to another year of being timelessly awesome—mission accomplished once again!