Let's make this birthday one to remember.

72 years old (Born on May 17, 1952)

Happy Birthday, Norv Turner! You're the only coach who can make offensive schemes look easier than assembling IKEA furniture. From leading the Chargers to playoff glory, guiding Washington through memorable seasons, and even surviving a stint with the Raiders—your playbook has more twists and turns than a Netflix thriller.

And let's not forget your recent success as offensive coordinator for the Vikings in 2014; you turned Minnesota's offense into something smoother than Adrian Peterson's spin moves. Here's hoping your birthday cake is sweeter than any victory formation you've ever called. Cheers to another year of touchdowns—and fewer interceptions!