Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on March 14, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Oliver Coleman! Another year older and wiser—though we’re still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent successes have truly been impressive; from your uncanny ability to win every trivia night (seriously, how do you know all that random stuff?) to finally mastering cooking without setting off smoke alarms.

But beyond these triumphs lies your greatest achievement: making everyone around you laugh until their sides hurt. May this birthday bring even more hilarious adventures and unforgettable moments—we can't wait for what you'll accomplish next!

Here's hoping this year is filled with joy, laughter, and fewer kitchen mishaps!