Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on October 07, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Colonel Oliver North! From your legendary Marine Corps service to your insightful political commentary, you've certainly navigated more twists and turns than a Washington D.C. traffic jam. Your ability to stay composed under pressure—whether in uniform or behind the microphone—is truly commendable.

Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp wit, memorable insights, and perhaps fewer congressional hearings! May your birthday be as timeless as your dedication and as lively as one of your spirited debates. Keep inspiring us all with that trademark courage and humor—after all, age is just a number; valor never retires!