Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on September 15, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Oliver Stone! You've spent decades unraveling conspiracies, rewriting history, and making us question everything we thought we knew. From "Platoon" to "JFK," your films have sparked debates more intense than family dinners during election season. Honestly, who else could make a three-hour movie about JFK's assassination feel shorter than a TikTok video?

Your fearless storytelling and relentless pursuit of truth continue to inspire filmmakers worldwide. Whether it's challenging official narratives or exploring controversial figures, you always keep audiences guessing—and historians sweating. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer conspiracy theories and more cake—though we're pretty sure you'll investigate the frosting anyway!