Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 30, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Olivier Giroud! The man whose hair stays perfectly styled even after scoring gravity-defying headers. From Montpellier to Arsenal, you've always known how to strike—both goals and poses. Your bicycle kicks are legendary, your beard iconic, and your celebrations? Pure class.

Whether lifting the World Cup trophy with France or dazzling fans at Chelsea and AC Milan, you’ve proven age is just a number—much like the countless defenders you've left behind. Keep defying physics (and aging) on the pitch; here's hoping your birthday cake is as sweet as that scorpion kick goal against Crystal Palace! Cheers!