Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on March 07, 1970)

Happy birthday, Olivier Sarkozy! The only businessman savvy enough to make mergers and acquisitions feel like a stand-up comedy show. From handling high-stakes financial dealings with ease, you've proven that being serious about business doesn't mean one can't carry around an endless supply of charisma (and epic eyebrows!).

Your incredible knack for navigating corporate finance surely deserves applause; perhaps your greatest merger yet is blending European flair seamlessly into New York City’s fast-paced lifestyle. Keep trading shares and making headlines in style—after all these successful ventures, may the candles on your cake this year represent profit margins instead!