Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on June 03, 1989)

Happy birthday, Oscar Duarte! You're the only defender who made Saprissa fans cheer loudly rather than curse nervously—from 2008 to 2013 you guarded that goal like it owed you money! Your tackles were smoother than Costa Rican coffee and stronger than a Tico chili sauce.

Since joining La Sele in 2010, you've defended our nation’s honor with epic bravado. Who could forget your legendary goal against Uruguay at the World Cup—turning dreams into reality and defenders into scorers? Keep aging gracefully; after all, great soccer players are like fine tropical fruit: always better seasoned under sunlight. Cheers Oscar!