Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on April 02, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Oswald Lewinter! Another year older and wiser—or should we say craftier? Your poetic genius in "Ages of Chaos and Fury" still leaves readers delightfully puzzled, while "More Atoms of Memory" continues to charm us with its intricate verses. You've certainly mastered the art of keeping everyone guessing!

Here's wishing you another year filled with literary mischief, elaborate hoaxes that baffle even your closest friends, and conspiracy theories so compelling they might just be true. May your creativity never run dry—and may reality always remain slightly less interesting than whatever you're cooking up next! Cheers to you!