Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on December 23, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Owen Franks! You're the prop who has tackled scrums harder than most of us tackle birthday cake. Ever since you stormed onto the scene with the Crusaders and All Blacks in 2009, you've been flattening opponents like pancakes—only tougher and less syrupy.

From dominating World Cups to becoming a cornerstone for New Zealand rugby's front row fortress, your relentless strength is legendary. May your special day be filled with fewer ice baths and more celebratory haka dances—and remember: age is just another number on your jersey; you're still scrum-tastic at any digit!

Cheers to many more victories ahead!