Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 28, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Ozwald Boateng! You're the only designer who can make a suit look sharper than Neo dodging bullets in "The Matrix." Your impeccable tailoring has redefined style—proving once and for all that fashion is indeed your superpower. May your birthday be as sleek and timeless as your legendary designs.

From dressing Hollywood heroes to revolutionizing Savile Row with vibrant colors and flawless cuts, you've stitched together an iconic legacy. Here's hoping this year brings you even more success—and fewer clients asking if their suits come with slow-motion action sequences included. Cheers to another stylishly epic trip around the sun!