Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on January 20, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Ozzie Guillen! From dazzling fans as the White Sox shortstop and snagging Rookie of the Year honors in 1985 to flashing leather for a Gold Glove in 1990—you've always known how to put on an unforgettable show. And let's not forget your legendary managerial magic that brought Chicago its long-awaited World Series title back in '05!

Here's hoping today brings you more joy than arguing with umpires or delivering hilarious post-game interviews ever did. May this birthday be filled with laughter, celebration—and fewer ejections from parties than games you've managed! Cheers to another year of greatness, skipper!