Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on May 30, 1949)

Happy birthday, Coach P.J. Carlesimo! May your day be filled with more joy than a last-second buzzer-beater and way fewer surprises than being on the receiving end of Rasheed Wallace’s intense free-throw faces. Your legendary insight has gifted us many memorable coaching moments between leading teams like the Trail Blazers and Golden State Warriors—making every timeout entertaining!

These days you're running commentary from courtside instead of sidelines—a gig where no player can argue back (finally!). You've swapped whistles for microphones without breaking stride; providing witty analysis night after night keeps basketball fans smiling nationwide. Here's to celebrating another great season behind both benches—and broadcasts!