Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 31, 1989)

Happy birthday, Pablo Piatti! Ever since your speedy debut with Estudiantes way back in 2006, you've been zipping down the wings quicker than we run to cake. Your international bow for Argentina in 2011 was a moment so sweet it still demands celebration—preferably with extra frosting.

As time passes, you keep proving age is just a number. Your dazzling footwork and relentless passion mean defenders everywhere are still scratching their heads, wondering exactly how to catch you. Wishing you more victories on the field and endless laughter off it—because let's face it, nobody outruns Father Time quite like Piatti!