Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 16, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Paco Rodriguez! From draft day to the big leagues faster than a fastball, you made history as the first player from the 2012 MLB Draft to step onto a major league mound. Clearly, waiting around in minor leagues wasn't your style—why waste time when you're already throwing heat?

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more celebrations than you've had clutch strikeouts and bullpen saves combined. May this year bring you even greater success on and off the field—and remember: age is just another stat that pitchers ignore anyway!

Cheers to many more innings ahead!