Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on November 13, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Pat Hentgen! You might have a year added on the mound of life, but we all know your heater never loses its sting. Just like in '96 when you threw fireballs and took home that Cy Young Award—who needs candles when you can throw blazing fastballs?

To a relentless workhorse pitcher who routinely racked up innings quicker than birthday cakes rack up calories: may your year ahead be as full of highlights as those three All-Star appearances. Here's hoping your celebrations are faster than your signature riding fastball and happier than batters facing someone other than yourself!