Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on May 26, 1968)

Happy Birthday to the one and only Pat Kenney—better known as Simon Diamond! From your unforgettable ECW days, where your charisma and wit made every match a must-see event, you've always been a true original. Who else could make wrestling boots look so stylish while delivering diamond-level smackdowns?

Even though it's been years since you first stepped into that ECW ring, your legacy still shines brighter than ever. May this birthday bring you as much joy as the countless laughs and cheers you've given fans worldwide. Here's hoping today is filled with cake, laughter, and absolutely no chair shots!