Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on April 03, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Pat Proft! May your day be filled with more laughs than a Naked Gun chase scene and fewer mishaps than Lloyd Bridges in Hot Shots!. Your comedic genius has given us timeless classics that still leave audiences giggling uncontrollably—proving once again there's nothing funnier than Leslie Nielsen delivering absurd lines completely straight-faced.

From the hilarious chaos of High School High to the unforgettable antics of Frank Drebin's final insult, you've consistently shown Hollywood how comedy is done. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've brought moviegoers everywhere—and remember: we're all counting on you!