Let's make this birthday one to remember.

95 years old (Born on March 22, 1930)

Happy Birthday, Pat Robertson! You've spent decades gracefully juggling roles as Chancellor of Regent University and Chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network—proving that multitasking is indeed a divine gift. Your ability to blend faith with media savvy has inspired countless viewers (and probably made even angels tune in!).

From pioneering groundbreaking broadcasts to guiding generations through thoughtful leadership at Regent University, your legacy continues strong. May this birthday bring you joy equal only to the number of times you've successfully navigated live television without spilling coffee on air.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, blessings—and fewer teleprompter mishaps!