Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on December 16, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Pat Van Den Hauwe! You're the defender who tackled opponents harder than most of us tackle Monday mornings. Your legendary Premiership days still echo in stadiums—mostly from strikers relieved you're retired!

From your iconic moments at Everton to lifting trophies with Tottenham, you've left a lasting mark on football history (and probably a few bruises too). May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards than you collected during your career.

Cheers to another year of greatness off the pitch—because let's face it, no one dares challenge you on it anymore!