Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on December 07, 1969)

Happy birthday to the legendary Patrice O'Neal! Your razor-sharp wit and fearless humor on "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn" still have us laughing uncontrollably. Who else could turn a heated debate into comedy gold, leaving everyone speechless yet smiling?

Your stand-up specials remain timeless classics, reminding us that honesty mixed with hilarity is truly an art form. Whether roasting celebrities or dissecting everyday absurdities, your comedic genius continues to inspire laughter and admiration. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as much joy as you've given fans everywhere—though we doubt anyone can match your level of funny!