Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on September 15, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Patrick Marleau—the ageless wonder of ice hockey! From your record-setting games played milestone (1,779 NHL games!) to those silky-smooth skating strides that made opposing goalies consider taking early retirement—your career has been a masterclass in skill and grace. It's rumored you've spent so much time on the rink, Zambonis now list you as their emergency contact.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter and fewer face-offs than usual. Your incredible durability inspires everyone—from seasoned pros down to kids skating backwards into boards trying to copy number 12's moves. Stay legendary, Patrick—we’re forever fans!