Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on January 15, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Patrick Nyarko! From blazing down the wings for Chicago Fire since 2008 to leaving defenders dizzy and fans cheering wildly, you've always been a class act. Your lightning-fast footwork has given us countless unforgettable moments—like that epic goal against LA Galaxy or your brilliant assists that made Toyota Park erupt in joy.

As you celebrate another year of greatness today, remember: age is just like an opposing defender—you've already outrun it effortlessly! Keep dazzling us with your skills and infectious smile; here's hoping this birthday scores as high as all those memorable matches you've gifted soccer lovers everywhere.