Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on September 20, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Patrick Pentland! You're the guitar wizard who effortlessly juggles bass, keyboards, and drums—seriously, is there an instrument you haven't mastered yet? From rocking stages across Canada with Sloan to crafting timeless riffs that make us air-guitar uncontrollably (we're looking at you "Money City Maniacs"), your talent continues to amaze.

Here's hoping this year brings even more epic solos and unforgettable shows. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than a sold-out concert crowd—and cake sweeter than hitting number one on the charts. Keep rockin', Patrick; you're proof that age only amplifies greatness...and volume knobs!