Let's make this birthday one to remember.

26 years old (Born on April 01, 1999)

Happy birthday, Patrick Star! From living under your trusty rock to mastering the delicate art of bubble blowing, you're a true Bikini Bottom legend. You've shown us all that brains aren't everything—after all, who needs logic when you've mastered sleeping in any position and reminding SpongeBob always how to have fun?

Your greatest achievements haven't gone unnoticed either: becoming an honorary Jellyfish enthusiast despite some jelly sting mishaps and successfully teaching us valuable lessons—like mayonnaise isn't an instrument. Celebrating today means plenty of ice cream cones (upside down!) because you deserve nothing but hilarity and happiness forevermore!