Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on April 10, 1954)

Happy birthday to the legendary Paul Bearer—master of spooky theatrics and caretaker extraordinaire! Who could ever forget that eerie, high-pitched voice as you guided The Undertaker or Kane down the aisle, clutching your mystical urn like it held free pizza coupons? Wrestling rings may never see another manager who could summon chills *and* cheers quite like you.

From iconic appearances at WrestleManias to unforgettable promos in your funeral parlor set—with that perfect mix of creepy charm and comedic brilliance—your legacy remains timeless. While others worried about wardrobes, Paul Bearer showed us the true art form: causing goosebumps while making us laugh. Rest easy, Paul; your unforgettable antics will haunt our smiles forever!