Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 11, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette! From dropping gloves on the ice to dropping hilarious chirps behind the mic, you've truly mastered both arenas. Your legendary wit and unmatched style have made you hockey's favorite personality—proving once again that benchwarmers can indeed become superstars.

Whether it's your unforgettable podcast banter or those epic locker room stories we can't stop laughing about, you're always scoring hat tricks in entertainment value alone. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer penalty minutes off-ice (though no promises) and more memorable moments ahead!

Keep skating circles around everyone with humor—we wouldn't want it any other way!