Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on October 15, 1931)

Happy birthday, Paul! Celebrating another year of wit sharper than Elizabeth I's crown jewels and creativity richer than a Rockefeller grant! Your fascinating journey from Satyricon to your prestigious fellowships proves you're aging like fine wine—both timeless and delightful.

May this birthday top all previous acts in both humor and brilliance. With the flair of your plays capturing audiences (and awards!) worldwide, it's clear you've mastered life's script. Keep crafting unforgettable stories; we're eager for every twist you plot next—though maybe avoid any Roman tragedies today!

Here's to laughter, success, and another standing ovation-worthy chapter ahead. Cheers!