Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on May 27, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Gazza! Just like your legendary goal against Scotland in Euro '96, your celebrations should be iconic—wildly entertaining and impossible to forget. May your cake have more flair than the sweetest of midfield dribbles and fewer tears than Italia ’90; after all, we've always loved you for both!

We’re not sure what’s aged better: your killer banter or that timeless strike record—10 memorable goals in 57 caps for England! Either way, here's hoping this birthday brings laughter brighter than Wembley floodlights, memories sweeter than football glory days at Tottenham and Rangers combined, and a night as lively as Gazza himself!