Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on August 13, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Paul Greengrass! May your special day be filled with more excitement than a Bourne chase scene and steadier hands than your famously shaky camera shots. Your groundbreaking films like "The Bourne Ultimatum" and the powerful "United 93" have kept audiences gripping their seats—and occasionally reaching for motion sickness pills.

Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success, fewer dizzy cameramen, and plenty of cake—though we suspect you'll film it handheld style to capture every crumb's dramatic fall. Keep thrilling us with your intense storytelling; just remember: birthdays are best celebrated without surveillance drones overhead!