Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on November 10, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Paul John Ferris! Another year older and still stirring up controversy—your knack for turning life's twists into bestselling page-turners is truly unmatched. Who knew that your greatest heists would be stealing the spotlight on bookstore shelves?

Here's to celebrating another chapter filled with intrigue (and perhaps fewer court appearances). May this birthday bring you plenty of cake—and royalties—to sweeten those infamous controversies surrounding "The Ferris Conspiracy" and "Vendetta." After all, who better than you knows how profitable true crime can really get? Cheers to more literary adventures ahead; just remember: keep it legal-ish!