49 years old (Born on March 05, 1976)
Happy Birthday, Paul Konerko! You're the only guy who can swing a bat in Chicago and have an entire city cheering louder than when deep-dish pizza arrives. Your legendary grand slam during Game 2 of the 2005 World Series still echoes through White Sox history—rumor has it that ball is orbiting Earth as we speak!From your clutch hits to your steady glove at first base, you've given fans countless reasons to celebrate (and Cubs fans plenty of envy). May this birthday be filled with joy—and may you always remember: age is just another stat you're bound to crush out of the park!