Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on February 19, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Paul Krause! The man who intercepted footballs so effortlessly that quarterbacks still wake up in cold sweats. With your record-setting 81 interceptions for the Redskins and Vikings, you made defensive backs everywhere look good—though none quite matched your legendary hands.

Even today, NFL receivers secretly thank their lucky stars you're retired; otherwise they'd never catch a pass again. May this birthday be as memorable as all those times opposing teams watched helplessly while you turned their touchdowns into turnovers. Here's to another year of greatness—and may no one ever intercept your slice of cake!