39 years old (Born on December 14, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Paul Rabil! You're the only guy who can score goals faster than candles melt on your cake. With a trophy cabinet heavier than most gym equipment—especially after that incredible 2012 season when you snagged four awards including Major League Lacrosse Offensive Player of the Year—you've truly redefined what it means to dominate midfield.Here's hoping this year brings even more highlight-reel moments and fewer ice baths (though we know you'll take both in stride). Keep inspiring us with your legendary hustle, unmatched skill, and hair that's somehow always camera-ready. Cheers to another epic lap around the sun!