Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on June 27, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Paul Roos! A true footy legend with a center half-back performance that was harder to break through than Melbourne traffic on Friday night. Seven-time All-Australian selection? That's not just skill; that's practically superhero status. Rumour has it opposing forwards still wake up in cold sweats remembering your relentless defensive plays.

Inducted into the Australian Football Hall of Fame in 2005, you're locked forever as one of AFL's greatest characters–clearly ageing like fine wine or a loyal supporter’s yelling voice (both timeless masterpieces). May today's celebrations be filled with laughter, good mates and far better kicks than opposition teams ever managed against you!