Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on August 18, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Paula Morris! May your day be filled with more intrigue than "Dark Souls," richer adventures than those in "Forbidden Cities," and celebrations worthy of a true literary Rangatira. Your stories have captivated readers worldwide—proving that New Zealand's greatest exports aren't just rugby players or hobbits!

Here's to another year crafting tales as compelling as ever; may the plot twists ahead bring you laughter, inspiration, and plenty of cake-fueled creativity. Keep dazzling us all—you've already mastered fiction writing better than most people master parallel parking.

Cheers to many chapters yet unwritten—and birthdays forever timeless like your storytelling!