Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on May 27, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Pauline Hanson! You've certainly kept Australian politics interesting—switching parties faster than most of us switch TV channels. From Independent to Liberal, One Nation to your very own Pauline's United Australia Party in 2007—you've shown that political allegiances can be as flexible as birthday balloons.

Your journey from representing Oxley in Parliament during the late '90s to becoming a household name has been nothing short of memorable. Whether people agree or disagree with you, no one can deny you've mastered the art of staying relevant and keeping everyone guessing. Here's wishing you another year filled with surprises!