Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on July 25, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Paulinho! From your humble beginnings at FC Vilnius in 2006 to dazzling the world stage with Brazil since 2011, you've always had a knack for midfield magic. Whether it's scoring crucial goals or bossing opponents around like they're cones on training day—your talent ages better than fine Brazilian coffee.

Here's wishing you another year filled with more trophies and fewer yellow cards (though we secretly love those passionate tackles). Keep bringing joy to fans worldwide; after all these years, you're still running circles around younger players. Cheers to staying forever young—and eternally awesome—in football terms anyway!