Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on March 05, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Penn! Here's hoping your celebrations are louder than you (which is saying a lot) and that Teller's greetings remain nostalgically silent. Your legendary illusions, razor-sharp magic commentary on "Fool Us", and tireless quest for skepticism have entertained millions—never failing to amaze or gently mock our gullibility.

Whether successfully debunking pseudoscience or letting Teller drown quietly onstage (we hope figuratively), your bold voice continues guiding us through magical realism with wit and wisdom. You've added endless joy—and occasional terrified fascination—to life's mysteries. Cheers to another year of fooling audiences effortlessly; may today's cake disappear deliciously without deception!