Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on March 23, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Perez Hilton! Celebrating your big day, we're reminded of how you've perfected the dazzling combo of celebrity gossip king and unapologetic storyteller. Thanks for years of delightfully spilling tea on Perezhilton.com—the website that taught us if you’re gonna dish out juicy gossip, do it boldly (and with style)!

From memorable scoops on Hollywood secrets to diving headfirst into pop culture hilarity—you've entertained millions worldwide while becoming part of the fun yourself! May this birthday bring you endless smiles, unforgettable dance routines in your pajamas, and perhaps even tastier scoops—and cake—than ever before. Stay fabulous, Perez; aging is optional!