Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on April 19, 1965)

Happy birthday to the legendary Perry Groves—still sprinting down life's wing faster than defenders could keep up back in your Colchester United debut days of 1982! Remember, age only counts offside calls—but knowing you, you're probably still standing wide open on that imaginary flank.

From lifting two league titles with Arsenal between ’86 and ’92 (yes indeed, those championship celebrations never get old!), you've been delighting Gunners fans ever since. May today’s celebration be as joyous and spirited as Highbury chanting "We all live in a Perry Groves world!" Wishing our favourite left winger endless happiness—and minimal VAR intervention—in another winning year ahead!