Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on February 29, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Perry Kitchen! May your celebration be as smooth and consistent as the midfield plays you displayed during that unforgettable 2013 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup run with D.C. United—truly epic stuff!

From dominating DC to showing off impressive footwork across MLS—you've defended goals like they were birthday cakes at risk of being stolen by ravenous teammates. Your tireless hustle not only racks up match highlights but also sets a timeless standard in soccer hairstyles.

Here's hoping today is filled with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices! Enjoy another year legendary enough for an instant replay montage.