Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 25, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Perry Saturn! From suplexing opponents into orbit to making hardcore matches look like poetry in motion, you've always been wrestling's favorite tough guy. Whether dominating ECW rings as a three-time World Tag Team Champion or bringing chaos and charisma as a two-time WWF Hardcore Champ, your legacy is unforgettable.

Let's not forget those WCW days—two reigns as World Tag Team Champion proved you could tag-team with the best of them (and occasionally mop up the competition). Here's hoping your birthday celebration is less chaotic than your legendary matches—but just wild enough to keep things interesting. Cheers!