Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on February 07, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Peter Bondra! You're the only guy who could skate faster than most of us can pronounce your name. With 14 legendary years as a Washington Capital, you broke records quicker than opponents' ankles—over 470 goals and countless highlight-reel moments that still make goalies twitch in their sleep.

Even though you've hung up your skates, Caps fans still reminisce about your lightning-fast slapshots and clutch game-winners. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy—and hopefully fewer penalties than your playing days. Cheers to another year of being forever young at heart (and probably still faster on ice)!