Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on January 30, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Peter Crouch! The man who proved that height isn't just for basketball—it's also perfect for scoring unforgettable headers and performing legendary robot dances. Your towering presence at Liverpool FC made defenders tremble, while your goals brought joy to fans everywhere.

From representing England proudly on the international stage to becoming a podcast sensation off the pitch, you've shown us all how to gracefully juggle fame, football, and humor. May your birthday be filled with laughter as memorable as your iconic celebrations—and may you continue standing tall (literally!) in everything you do. Keep dancing like nobody's watching!