Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on January 30, 1981)

Happy birthday, Peter Crouch! To a man who stands tall above his peers—quite literally. What's even higher than your famous headers was the joy you brought fans with every robot dance celebration after scoring for Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur. Watching defenders jumping hopelessly while you soared effortlessly at 6'7" never gets old.

You've entertained generations of football lovers during memorable stints from Aston Villa to Spurs—not once but twice—and delivered moments of sheer brilliance on England's squad between 2005 and 2010. Here's wishing the big man happiness, health, and enough ceiling clearance wherever he goes today! Cheers!