Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 27, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Peter MacKay! From steering the Progressive Conservative Party through its final chapter to your memorable moments in Canadian politics, you've certainly earned a slice of cake (and maybe an extra scoop of ice cream). Your ability to navigate political waters with charm and wit has always kept us entertained—and occasionally inspired.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much success as your legendary merger negotiations. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer debates than Parliament Hill—though we know you'd handle them gracefully anyway. Cheers to another timeless year ahead; keep making Canada proud!