Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on October 21, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Peter Mandelson! May your celebrations be smoother than a well-managed spin campaign and more enjoyable than navigating Cabinet reshuffles. From mastering the art of political comebacks to serving as First Secretary of State under Gordon Brown, you've certainly shown resilience worthy of applause—or at least an amused eyebrow raise.

Here's hoping this year brings you fewer leaks (political or plumbing-related), plenty of cake without controversy, and enough charm to rival even your most memorable parliamentary moments. After all these years in politics' turbulent waters—you're still sailing strong! Cheers to another successful orbit around Westminster's corridors!